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- Minneapolis
- Greenville
- Kansas City
- Orlando
- Dayton
- Tulsa
- Long Beach
- Tucson
- Virginia Beach
- Cincinnati
- Palm Bay
- San Jose
- Denver
- Riverside
- St. Louis
- Las Vegas
- Fresno
- Baton Rouge
- Queens
- Los Angeles
- Raleigh
- San Francisco
- Albuquerque
- San Antonio
- Oklahoma City
- Richmond
- Washington
- Pittsburgh
- Bakersfield
- Providence
- Cape Coral
- Knoxville
- Chicago
- Birmingham
- New Orleans
- Akron
- Staten Island
- Wichita
- Bridgeport
- Columbia
- New Haven
- Buffalo
- Philadelphia
- Seattle
- Jacksonville
- Cleveland
- Omaha
- Tampa
- Grand Prairie
- Allentown
- Dallas
- Manhattan
- Toledo
- Springfield
- Boston
- Sacramento
- Rochester
- El Paso
- Charleston
- Fort Worth
- Concord
- Des Moines
- Phoenix
- Atlanta
- Portland
- San Diego
- Louisville
- Colorado Springs
- Nashville
- Baltimore
- Charlotte
- Hartford
- Murrieta
- Roseville
- Bronx
- Worcester
- Houston
- Austin
- Lexington
- Honolulu
- Provo
- Memphis
- Albany
- Mission Viejo
- Indianapolis
- McAllen
- Ogden
- Salt Lake City
- McKinney
- Detroit
- Milwaukee
- Brooklyn
- New York
- Columbus
- Elk Grove
- Grand Rapids
- Surprise
- Mesa
- Miami
- Fargo
- Appleton
- Antioch
- Garden Grove
- Santa Maria
- Amarillo
- Olathe
- Sarasota
- Oceanside
- Lake Charles
- Pasadena
- Pensacola
- Oakland
- Scottsdale
- Gainesville
- Nampa
- Frederick
- Champaign
- Spartanburg
- Garland
- Gilbert
- Sioux Falls
- Gastonia
- Fontana
- Killeen
- Scranton
- Hemet
- Lorain
- Macon
- Savannah
- Lakewood
- Indio
- Kalamazoo
- Grand Junction
- Salinas
- Beaumont
- Augusta
- Arlington
- Jackson
- Trenton
- College Station
- Denton
- Gulfport
- Syracuse
- Santa Cruz
- Reno
- Avondale
- Irvine
- Tyler
- Torrance
- Glendale
- Overland Park
- Joliet
- Lafayette
- Pembroke Pines
- Vallejo
- Bayam??n
- Palm Coast
- Spokane
- Fayetteville
- Ontario
- Youngstown
- North Port
- Rockford
- Marysville
- Little Rock
- Olympia
- Chandler
- Hickory
- Round Lake Beach
- Jersey City
- Fredericksburg
- Myrtle Beach
- Roanoke
- Naperville
- Norwich
- Lubbock
- Yonkers
- Moreno Valley
- Elkhart
- Lakeland
- Winter Haven
- Kennewick
- Miramar
- Fort Collins
- Port St. Lucie
- Aurora
- Odessa
- St. Paul
- Newport News
- Ocala
- Paterson
- Davenport
- St. Petersburg
- Tuscaloosa
- Deltona
- Escondido
- Vancouver
- Port Arthur
- Santa Rosa
- North Las Vegas
- Chattanooga
- Corpus Christi
- Palmdale
- Huntington Beach
- Danbury
- Cedar Rapids
- High Point
- Hollywood
- Clarksville
- Visalia
- Victorville
- Fort Wayne
- Hialeah
- Kissimmee
- Mesquite
- Canton
- Peoria
- Binghamton
- Sunnyvale
- Chula Vista
- Lincoln
- Salem
- Flint
- Harrisburg
- Modesto
- Bonita Springs
- Fremont
- South Bend
- Nashua
- Spring Valley
- Topeka
- Frisco
- Medford
- Santa Clarita
- Eugene
- Santa Barbara
- Warner Robins
- Lancaster
- Greensboro
- York
- Bremerton
- Anaheim
- Asheville
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Holy shit 1 and 2 are knock outs.
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Do I not attract guys my age?
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Oh no. My worst nightmare.
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In the immortal words of the Sugar Hill Gang, "If your girl starts acting up, and then you take her friend." Simple problem, simple solution.
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If she's into obscure cartoon stuff, ebay is your friend. I know there is a lot of collectible stuff there that she might not even know exists.
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The spider is left with a rumbling tum and is left wondering what went wrong with his plan for dinner.